Tired of politicians dressing up chaos as “efficiency”? 😏 Say hello to the Department of Greedy Elites—a bold twist on the so-called “Department of Government Efficiency” cooked up in the second Trump era. Spoiler alert: it’s not about helping people, it’s about helping themselves. 🤑

This hat is for those who see through the show, roll their eyes at billionaire “saviors,” and aren’t afraid to turn sarcasm into style. Whether you’re sipping overpriced coffee, dodging new policies, or just silently judging the next news headline—this cap has your back (or your head, technically). 🧠💥

✔️ 100% Cotton Twill for revolutionary comfort
✔️ Unstructured, low-profile fit (unlike their bloated egos)
✔️ Adjustable Velcro® strap—because freedom of fit still exists
✔️ Satirical graphic that does the talking for you

Wear it with pride. Or irony. Or both. 🇨🇦🔥