“Elon Who? – The Ultimate Sarcastic Cap for the Unimpressed”

Tired of unelected billionaires making major decisions while you’re just trying to figure out how to afford your next coffee? This cap is your silent protest against the tech overlords who act like they run the world (oh wait, they kind of do).

With a bold sarcasm, this cap is perfect for anyone who enjoys questioning authority, rolling their eyes at Twitter rants, or simply making a statement without saying a word. The high-quality stitched lettering ensures durability, so your sarcasm can last as long as the billionaire space race. Wear it proudly and let the world know you’re not buying into the hype—unless, of course, it comes with free Wi-Fi on Mars. 🚀

Limited edition—because even sarcasm has a price.

Product features
– 100% Cotton fabric for a soft feel
– Durable construction with a reinforced crown
– Comfortable, structured fit
– Adjustable Velcro® closure for easy sizing
– Ideal for casual wear and outdoor activities

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.